i could write a novel.
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Don't Even Tell Me Where We're Going.



we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.

I also need that guy’s eye.


Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

(via omariospizza)




sorry but i never see apple bashing anyone else in their advertisements they always let their products speak on their own lmao like the android creators are salty no wonder everyone that has one is too

(via ecuadorean)


you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”

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